Why some people wear their everyday clothes to the gym to work out in
Why I didn’t try relish and mustard on my hot dog before yesterday
Why my favourite songs on the radio always come on right as I’m coming into my driveway
Why poop is such a big part of my life now days
Why some people don’t just love me
Why people complain about grocery shopping
Why people complain about their job
Why I didn’t wash the windows a year ago (the world is so much clearer now)
Why there are starving people
Why there are non starving people
Why my internal clock never shuts itself off
Why I all of a sudden cannot fall asleep without being on my stomach
Why weather is the only thing people seem to know how to collectively talk about
Why religious people hate so much
Why I think I’m better than you
Why people say ‘why me?’
Why I never actually use all of the proper ingredients required in a recipe when I’m cooking – ever
Why people think they are so different from each other
How I can go the grocery store 3 times in two days and still be out of something
Why it’s so difficult to think of 5 friends to go out for a night on the town with
Why it matters if the 5 friends will like each other
Why going to mass seems intimidating to me
Why my earbuds play such an influential role in whether I go for a walk or not
Why this list never ends.
1 comment:
I'd like to know why your internal clock never shuts itself off as well.
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